Piss Missile Pro Shop

For Pro Shop Owners Only

Engineered For
Longer, Straighter Shots.

A unique construction unlike any golf ball on the market. Designed to help recreational golfers hit longer, straighter shots or give any golfer more distance. Funny name. Serious performance.

Increased Profitability

400K+ Balls Sold

July 15th Buy-Back Guarantee

The Business Case

Why Pro Shops Are Stocking Piss Missile

Proven demand. Strong margins. Zero risk. A product your customers are already searching for.

Increased Profit vs. Other Distance Balls

Other distance golf balls are priced at budget levels. Piss Missile delivers increased profit per purchase - on a ball customers are excited to buy.

Premium upsell from the budget balls

Zero Risk: July 15th Buy-Back

If the ball doesn’t sell by July 15th, we buy it back. No questions asked. You stock the shelf; we take on the risk.

We take on the risk to build partnerships

Built-In Upsell Opportunity

This isn’t a replacement for your highest price golf balls - it’s an upsell for the budget distance golf balls. Higher ticket, zero effort.

Turns a budget ball sale into a premium purchase

POS Displays

Qualified orders receive free POS displays. We offer two ball types: the original Piss Missile (bold yellow branding designed for long distance) and the Rainmaker (the white golf ball designed for ultimate spin control).

Displays designed to increase shelf space and drive sales

Getting Started

Three Steps to Get Started

Send Your Request Form

Fill out the form below. We’ll send you wholesale pricing, order details, and everything you need to get started.

We Ship Your Order

Choose from Piss Missile (designed for distance) or Rainmaker (designed for ultimate spin control). Qualified orders include a free POS display.

Watch Them Sell - July 15th Buy-Back

Customers notice the name, pick up the box, and buy. Proven performance turns them into a returning customer. If they don’t sell by July 15th, we buy them back. Zero risk.

Common Questions

Everything You Need to Know

We already carry budget balls. Why do we need this?

This isn’t a replacement for your budget balls - it’s an upsell. The customer already grabbing from the bucket at the register is your target. Piss Missile converts your budget ball customers into Piss Missile customers. Different shelf, different customer intent, better numbers.

It seems like a gimmick. Will it actually sell?

The name gets attention, but the ball delivers. 4-piece construction, high-compression core, designed for longer, straighter shots. 400,000+ golf balls sold, 4.6-star rating, 700+ five-star reviews. Tested by industry professionals. Plus our July 15th buy-back guarantee means you carry zero risk. Funny name. Serious performance.

What’s included in the starter kit?

Your starter kit includes your initial order, a free professional POS display for qualified orders, and our July 15th buy-back guarantee. Everything you need to test the product with zero downside.

What if they don’t sell?

We offer a buy-back guarantee through July 15th. If the balls don’t move by July 15th, we buy back your unsold inventory. No questions asked. You take on zero risk-we take on all of it.

Start Selling

Request Your Risk-Free
Starter Kit

Be among the first to carry the fastest growing golf balls in the US. We’ll send you wholesale pricing, order details, and everything you need to get started.

July 15th Buy-Back Guarantee Free POS Display with Qualified Orders 400K+ Golf Balls Sold 4.6 Stars • 700+ Reviews

Engineered For Longer, Straighter Shots.